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[11 Apr 2007|07:38pm] |
 
 
I want to visit some islands off of Korea,
I didn't know there were so many islands
off of it.. The only places I've gone is like..
the really busy cities..
There's about 4,000 islands.
I wanna visit Jeju, Naami, Ullungdo (known as
Squid Island), Yeosu, Mokno, Ch'odo.
Didn't know about any of them until today.
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[22 Mar 2007|05:39pm] |
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I haven't posted forever....
Today is so prettyyy..
I loveeee the weather..
and it's so warm and sunshiny..
it's like making me happy..
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[05 Mar 2007|03:49pm] |
Becca: "But.. yeah I was like 'ahh' because I thought I had too many vitamins,
cause what if I grew like 4 inches the next day? I'd be like "WTF I AM TALL.'"
Me: "OH GOD, that's worst than the time I thought I overdosed on gummy bears.. I was
so paranoid and I hyperventilated like twice."
Becca: "hahahahhaahhaahah."
Heh.
She's a friend from nec.
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[16 Jan 2007|06:11pm] |
+_+;; =___=""
ah. boredom.
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[09 Jan 2007|07:30pm] |
Dun think I can hang out
for the next two weeks,
well one week, including this week.
'Cause of... .Dun nun nun nun
Workshops
And recitles.. yeah !
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I'ma die..
I be trapped inside
of my room with nothing
but music, my violin, and
string cheese, and recordings
and tapes. Someone save me......
[[Since when does livejournal have spell check?]]
It keeps saying that I'm spelling everything wrong.
fcck u spell checker i hat YOO i hate CHOO.
Oh go and try to fix and gramatize those words.
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I hate how my parents are becoming so old in little time.
I mean, my mom used to play guitar, and
she gave one of them to me, and now when
ever I try to play in my room, she's like
"Yah geago juum kkeu jea euh? seo ddap ea juum hae ra-go"
translation >> "Will you turn that off? I'm telling you to stop playing."
I'm like "YOU'RE OLDD." kekkeekk. keke.
Not really, but I really wanna say it. :]
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[08 Jan 2007|06:34pm] |
I wanna ride my scooter around
in school. I donno where it is.
It's probably broken.
I hope not.
It's orange.
I think.
I rly dunno.
If you see it
lying on the ground someday,
tell me about it.
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[08 Jan 2007|06:02pm] |
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lalalalalalalalalala
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| HAPPY NEW YEARS |
[01 Jan 2007|12:03pm] |
Happy New Years !
>> My new years was really not
that great. We didn't even get to count
down. -_-;;
How was yours?
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[28 Dec 2006|05:38pm] |
'Ey, me loves and buckets of joy<3
So yeah... basically I kinda like food. a lot.
I dunno maybe I'm pmsing, but I mean.
I've eaten like tiramisu, vitamin teddy bears,
string cheese, and all this shet today. It's good.
Real good. I feel like I'm on ecstacy or somethin'. Heh.
So yeah, I got my new glasses today~
I'll probably wear 'em sometimes. They're real cool,
and well honestly, it makes me feel a little smarter, hahahahaa.
I got my new nano, and it's like one of my babies.
It's pretty TUH- RIFF. << you gotta love that movie, bitch.
Anyway, how is everyone?!
Good?!
Happy!?
Peaceful!?!
Loving!?!
Yeah well, I'ma go back and play
some songy tunes on my harmonica,
because it is sexy,
and i think i am really insane. 0.0
anyweeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy
i posted somethings on my deviant
so if you want to seee them then um
go to it. so yeah grrl !
DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN.
BATTT MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
by the way,
I am also called
goosedonkey.
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[21 Dec 2006|06:21pm] |
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Extreme Survival How to Jump from a Building into a Dumpster How to Jump 1. Jump straight down. If you leap off and away from the building at an angle, your trajectory will make you miss the Dumpster. Resist your natural tendency to push off. 2. Tuck your head and bring your legs around. To do this during the fall, execute a three-quarter revolution—basically, a not-quite-full somersault. This is the only method that will allow a proper landing, with your back facing down. 3. Aim for the center of the Dumpster. 4. Land flat on your back so that when your body folds, your feet and hands meet. When your body hits any surface from a significant height, the body folds into a V. This means landing on your stomach can result in a broken back. Be Aware * If the building has fire escapes or other protrusions, your leap will have to be far enough out so you miss them on your way down. The landing target needs to be far enough from the building for you to hit it. * The Dumpster may be filled with bricks or other unfriendly materials. It is entirely possible to survive a high fall (five stories or more) into a Dumpster, provided it is filled with the right type of trash (cardboard boxes are best) and you land correctly. Send this scenario to a friend!
LOL THESE ARE SOOO FUNNY WHAT THE FUCKK HAHAHAHA.
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[14 Dec 2006|10:00pm] |
omg I ordered blac and green glasses
and they looks really cool
and im getting them in like what
10 days or week yah?
omg b ut i have conatcts
but i sue glase sometime yah/
omg they is the seck
i love it and i marred it
yah;/ //
hoe!
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[12 Dec 2006|03:33pm] |
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Things I wanna do in life.
[I've already done this]
1. Go into a big mattress store, and jump on all of the beds.
2. Learn to beatbox.
3. Get crazy good at drums.
4. Sell lemonade on the side of a random street for $50.
5. Go car surfing.
6. Call a telemarketer and annoy the fuck out of them.
7. Buy a lumberjack suit.
8. Have a giant loaf of bread fight. [Still haven't got to that.....]
9. Get ninja gear.
10. Buy a harmonica. I lost mine.
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| The most seductive pick up lines, ever grrl ! |
[08 Dec 2006|11:31pm] |
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The WORST pick up lines ::
"I like cucumbers, I also like you." -Shmariss
"Is that a tick in yer eye? because it's hot!" -Me
"You're so hot-ow-ow I burned myself." -Shmariss
"Is that a snake comin' outta yo' nose, or a booger?" - Shmoolz
"ASS! GOOD!" -Shmariss
"Yo' so fine I could eat yo' clementine." -Me
"Can I have a kissy poo poo?" -Dooj
"You look so nice, let's go out for some rice." -Shmariss
"Your hair is so pretty, let's shampoo in the shower together." -Shmoolz
"LET'S HAVE A BABY." -Shmariss
"Hey, maybe if I take my belt off, you can hang it up for me." -Shmoolz
"Is that a backpack on your ass? Or is it just big?..... I like it." -Me
"Is that a microscopic bug in your ear? Because it tickles." -Me
"Can I tickle your ass with my foot?" -Emma
"Can I play the harp with your boobs?" -Shmariss
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB. I LIKE <3 4 EVA."
"Do you have christmas lights on your boobs? Because they light up my world." -Me
"You're like the energizer bunny. You can go alllll night long." -Me
"Your eyes are so sparkly that I want to grind them up and use them as glitter glue." -Shamrissa
"You remind me of a whale. REALLY BIG PENIS." -Sham
"Is that a condom on your nose? Because I like it better the other way." -Me ;]
"If I give you baby whale, will you have sex?" -Emma
"Hey there little girl. You lok like a litter girl I know named, 'Leslie'" -Noola
"All I want for christmas in your penis." -Dooj
"Do you have a camera in your pants? Because I want to photoshop the pictures." -Me hahaha
"Let me suck on your neck, because it looks like my favorite kind of pie." -Shmir and Shmariss
"Hey would you like to have sex with me? Because I'd really like to see your Vuh Jay Jay."
"One time I saw these orangutans having sex on animal planet and I though that maybe we should do it." - Shmairss
::Puts a hand on a tree:: ::Puts a hand on KNEE:: "Alright I'm humping you." -Dooj and Emma
"Are you a donkey named Jack? Because you've got the rest of that." -Gail
"Me + You =5. 5 is a code word for sex?" -Mariss
"Do you have teeth on your penis? Because I'm a dentist." -Mariss
"You a humpack whale? Because I sure do like a good hump once and a while." -Shmoolz
"I have a 3 pronged penis, Do you have a 3 pronged vagina?" -Shmariss and Dooj
WOW that took me FOREVERRR.
Copies to be sent out on Monday, I believe.
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[04 Dec 2006|08:57pm] |
My math tutor is the equivalent of 'CREEPY.'
aaaaaaaaaahhhhh.
I fired him last week and
for some odd reason he came. again. today.
I was like "woah?"
and he was all "heeey... there......"
[Not really, but yeh he's creepy to the max.]
Then he was like,
"OH. MY. GOD. This is the wimpiest spreadsheet I've ever seen !"
and he kept making really really lame jokes, like
"Hey why don't you calculate that, and I'll start counting?"
and I was like, "Okay."
and he was like, "I was kidding."
"Oh. Heh."
He's the most FIGEDY THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
He can't stop tapping or like sighing or like
humming something. He's insane.
Yeah alright, peace out.
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[29 Nov 2006|06:46pm] |
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This is RIDICULOUSSSZ.
There's like 5 stray cats
and they is keep on meowing
outside my fuckin' door !!
I mean their like
freakin' adorable and everything,
BUT
THEY
WON'T
STOP !!
I don't get why they keep
begging for food, if their
freakin' owner lives RIGHT NEXT DOOR!!
I DON"T KNOW.. MAYBE THEIR OWNER
ISNT FEEDING THEM OR SOMETHIN'
OR SOME CRAAAZY SHIT IS GOING ON.
As much as I love them cats
And have respect for them,
they has got to stop meowing
and attacking and HAVING BABIES
outside of my DOOR. at NIGHT.
Peace out.
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LOL YOU HAVE TO FUCKING READ THIS.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH RESPECT I HAVE FOR NINJAS.
ninja facts:
- Ninjas can divide by zero
- ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them
- when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down
- when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja
- what ever ninjas touch turns to gold
- Ninjas do not sleep, they wait.
- Ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry
- Ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own..
- Ninjas make onions cry
- Ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club
- Ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.
- Bullets dodge ninjas
- Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them
- Ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle
- Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time
- Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines
- Ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls
- Ninjas created the wheel. Twice.
- A ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.
- Ninjas are circumcised. They perform it themselves.
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself. Ninjas can speak in wingdings.
YOU HEAR THAT?!
NINJAS CAN SPEAK IN WINGDINGS. LOL.
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[27 Nov 2006|10:57pm] |
I can't believe I'm doing this
at like.. 11.. lol. especially a survey.
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[27 Nov 2006|05:25pm] |
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Few words.
I really miss last year.
It's alllllllll coming back to me, man.
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[24 Nov 2006|10:05pm] |
Aight, y'all
send a picture of yourself
and I'll draw on it with paint !
because I'm bored.
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[22 Nov 2006|04:50pm] |
I'm getting my hair re-dyed on friday,
and a trim.
What color should I get?
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[10 Nov 2006|08:09pm] |
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I just got me some pretty kick ass shoes.
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